Friday evening saw some vandals make an unsuccessful attempt to break into the Club facilities. Target one was the caddy-car shed ...failed! Target two was the Greenkeeper's facility ...failed!
So, using one of their two brain cells, they opted to steal a tractor. One can only assume that they were attempting to access some form of transport to take themselves North.
An unsuccessful attempt to cross the burn at the 13th fairway saw them seek an alternative route over the 13th tee, down the access path and through the woods. Now the remaining single brain cell failed to respond and the accelerated, unaware they were driving towards the burn ...at speed.
As the picture shows, tractors do not fly and they crashed into the banking. Did they suffer injury? Let's hope so.
If anyone hear any about this they should contact the Club.